Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Related Stories: Boobs for Good; Boobs are Bad

Katrina victims are getting some relief from amateur porn. No, not quite like that:

Video makers notorious for filming women flashing their breasts said they will donate revenues from "Girls Gone Wild" episodes tied to Mardi Gras to the Red Cross to help Hurricane Katrina victims...

"Girls Gone Wild" will donate to the Red Cross the online purchase prices of each title or package set "that has anything to do with Mardi Gras," including "the very popular 'Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style'," with rapper Snoop Dogg... [More]

But aren't boobies evil? Then there's this:

The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.

Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

"I guess this means we've won the war on terror," said one exasperated FBI agent, speaking on the condition of anonymity because poking fun at headquarters is not regarded as career-enhancing. "We must not need any more resources for espionage." [More]

New Orleans is a minor problem or something, Hurricane Rita's on the way, the terrorists might be recruiting more unhappy Islamic teens, there's something kinda serious going on in Iraq, and with all the other problems in the country and the world, it's good to know we've got our priorities in order.

Here's what I really want to know...is the federal goverment and its henchmen going to give Mary Carey her money back from the fundraiser she attended in June?

Hey! Hey! Stop that man, he's trying to feel good, behind closed doors, after a long, shitty day of work! Where the fuck is this smaller government the Republicans promise me every time there's a major election in this country? You show me yours, I'll show you mine. Stay out of my bottom drawer.


At 5:54 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Is this a trial balloon that Rove is floating, letting the religious right know that Gonzales is on their side, and seeing if they buy it, so they'll know if Bush can appoint Gonzales to the Supreme Court with the right's blessing?

At 5:56 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...


At 9:09 AM, Anonymous Rashid Muhammad said...

This is actually something that Ashcroft was working fervently on - that is until 9/11.

And we wonder what went wrong in the months leading up to that event.

At 11:30 AM, Blogger Kenny Alias said...

Two things are abundantly clear from this post:

1) The Girls Gone Wild people are obviously some of the brightest minds of our generation.

2) Republicans want smaller government so that it will fit neatly in your vcr, dvd player, hard drive or bed side table.


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