Friday, October 21, 2005

Grow the 'Stache, Jake

Chipotle Bob sent this over earlier today:

To: Jake Plummer

In this topsy-turvy world there are few things all mankind can agree on. The sun is good, killing is bad and Jake Plummer has the most amazing mustache in the history of bewhiskered upper-lips.

But, sadly, Plummer shaved said mustache late last week in a move that not only betrays all fashion sense, but also the entire United States of America.

Jake Plummer, please bring the mustache back. We, your countrymen and women, need it. Two hurricanes, rising gas prices and political divisiveness have torn our country apart. With your mustache, maybe we can begin the long process of healing. Without it, Jake, we as a society are doomed.

The Undersigned

That's a perfect segue into this week's football's been and up-and-down year for the Ace Cowboy with these picks, but for the year my head's still above water: 43-42-3. On the best bets, however, I'm still wiping the floor with Blessed Heart of Mary (11-7). Well, maybe I'm not wiping, but I'm mopping it. Or something.

Onto the Week 7 picks:

*GIANTS over Broncos -1.5
RAMS over Saints -5
Packers over VIKINGS -2
*Colts over TEXANS -15
BENGALS over Steelers -1
*Chargers over EAGLES +3
Chiefs over Fins PK
BROWNS over Lions -2
49ers over REDSKINS +12.5
Cowboys over SEAHAWKS +3
RAIDERS over Bills -3
BEARS over Ravens -1
CARDS over Titans -3
Jets over FALCONS +7
(*Best bets)

Have a great weekend, folks. The World Series begins, another sick weekend of college football games, Northwestern looks to jump to 5-2 against Michigan State on national television once again, it's Kenny Alias' birthday (I's getting him a hoooagie), the Jets rest up for a big Monday night game and the Double Wing (Double Wing) fantasy football squad tries to extend its record to 5-2.

Lots goin' on, Slackers.


At 5:34 PM, Blogger ethan said...

i hate hate hate that giants-broncs line. on one hand i despise the new york football giants. i (a) think they are overrated, (b) think they depend way too much on points off turnovers, and (c) despise eli. on the other you have mr. moustache on the road, and though the giants d was consistently giving up lots of yards last week, he's very prone to (b).


At 8:23 AM, Anonymous Scotty G said...

Morning Ace -

Jets -7 Over the Falcons????

I realize you love the gang green but after last week's bumblin and stumblin, and much fumblin, I'm wonderin'if you're just mumblin'???

Seriously, can Vinny bounce back after that performance he gave last week? I'm not so sure..

At 8:58 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Well, it's Jets +7...I guess I wrote the lines too confusing. The plus or minus the spread number referred to the team I took in bold, not the team right before it. Foolish on my part. Apologies.


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