Sunday, October 16, 2005

Party of 1,300+

Many thanks to the exquisite Jennifer Love Hewitt and her impeccable breastal region and questionable attire ethics for driving last Friday's ridiculous spike in traffic (as well as the one in our collective pants).

The picture's authenticity is still being deciphered by a crack team of lonely forensic technicians from around the globe, but one thing is certain -- Ms. Hewitt's potentially supple melons delivered three times the normal amount of visitors to this here blog. You love the cans.

This just goes to show ya: You can try to be clever and intelligent and likable and thoughtful and provocative and insightful and cover a wide array of topical stories to lure the masses...but it's easier if you instead just show some celebrity boobs on a Friday. I'm in.

Long live Party of Five. Was that a porno?

10 Comments:

At 12:25 AM, Blogger Justin said...

Congrats on the sexy stats, Ace. You deserve 'em!

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Thanks, bud. Flash a little boobage, reap the rewards...

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger Russell Kahn said...

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At 10:26 AM, Blogger Russell Kahn said...

xmimIsn't it amazing how that works?

I figure that my web site will draw open-minded travel folks looking for snapshots of Iceland or aging Phish fans looking to remember the good ol' days.

Instead, I get people who come to my site via searches "Girls Gone Wild" and "Peeing." Seriously.

(For some fun, type "Widespread Panic" into Google Image search; the chick with the three near-topless "Girls Gone Wild" at the top is my wife. That's my most popular web page, BY FAR. Tweaked, man.)

 
At 11:33 AM, Blogger ethan said...

that's a nice little chart you've got there. glad to see you went with barney the dinosaur colors.

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Russ, I have no idea what you're talkin about...I see no girls and especially no girls going wild.

Barney rocks.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Ace, this is what Russ is talking about. (Don't click if your boss is behind you.)

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Niiiice, Russ (and thanks MDS). You sure the Mrs. isn't the one on the left? That one in the middle looks kinda retarded, no? A little Eli Manning-ish?

 
At 4:36 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

girl gone wild #3 from the left is my ex roommate's ex girlfriend. you may know her as the former mrs. bux, though the enormous fake tatties may have thrown you off. ace, you no remember?

 
At 5:14 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Holy crap, that is the Ex-Bux! What are the freakin odds, people? What a small, big-breasted world.

 

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