Monday, October 31, 2005

Press Gaggle Comedy

Take a look at these 10 rather vulgar definitions of the term "sloppy seconds" from the Urban Dictionary.

Now read this flash from the Drudge Report, a recap of the question CBSNEWS chief White House correspondent John Roberts asked at this morning's press gaggle:

John Roberts: “So, Scott, you said that -- or the President said, repeatedly, that Harriet Miers was the best person for the job. So does that mean that Alito is sloppy seconds, or what?”

Scott McClellan: “Not at all, John.”

That's good stuff. So, um, Scott, would you suggest it's best that Judge Alito double-bags it at these confirmation hearings? Scott, did Alito ask to sniff Harriet Miers' fingers after she pulled herself out of the Supreme Court nomination? And if Alito's not confirmed, could he try and force his way onto the bench, considering it's obviously very slutty and clearly asking for it?


At 7:37 PM, Blogger The Letter D said...

There is no truth to the rumor that Bush picker Alito because he admired his work presiding over the OJ trial.

Ok, a little truth.

At 9:31 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Does that make Miers Marcia Clarke?


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