Thursday, October 20, 2005

Two Pics and a Link

Smile, you're under indictment and now you've been fingerprinted, photographed and released on bail. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mugshot of former Majority Leader, Tom DeLay. Why you lookin' so happy, Tommy, excited for the prison reach-arounds? Our new friends at Inflatable Dartboard have doctored a better mug shot.

Oh, NBC, your error is fantastic. Adding that extra E, it's like rhyming "Homer" with "homer." What zone is that again, Billy?

Oh, and I nearly forgot to mention, didn't you sexually harass someone so badly she filed a major lawsuit against you? Something about vibrators and Thailand sex shows? Right, right.

And finally, Matty Mac sent this riiiiidiculous story over earlier: "A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to because of Larry Bird. The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33."

Criminals, all of 'em. The Bird guy might be the cleanest one.


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