Monday, November 14, 2005

Breaking News: A-Rod Wins MVP

Some good his award-winning performance did for us in the Division Series against the Angels...

So A-Rod edged out Big Papi for the MVP Award, which is certainly no shocker. No, this is the shocker, and all its variations:

Thoughts on the tight MVP vote? Thoughts on the Spocker, the Rocker or the Showstopper? Lotta Shocker talk 'round here lately.

7 Comments:

At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the Gaylord Focker?

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger ethan said...

i think the list should be amended to include the John Rocker. the question is what should it be:

(a) a middle finger tattooed with a confederate flag,
(b) a closed fist (rocker seems like an ass-fister, no?), or
(c) a limp, bruised hand with batteries scattered about.

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the "Dirty Dog"?

This variation has the thumb on the clit, pointer and middle fingers extended, ring finger pulled back, and pinkey finger extended...the way you would do a shadow puppet of a dog.

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger Kenny Alias said...

How about the "clueless mom?"

That would be the use of the shocker on a girl with a camel toe while under the influence of phsychedelic frog skins.

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger UltimateWriter said...

Dude, I hear you. A-rod was dormant when we needed him most.

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At 8:12 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Wow, the voters get it right for a change. I'm not used to having something positive to say about the baseball postseason awards, but this one was absolutely right.

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Actually, you know what? Something does bother me. All 28 voters had Ortiz either first or second. Why is there so little diversity of opinion? Isn't there anyone who thinks Manny Ramirez deserves it over Ortiz? Or Sheffield? Or Teixeira?

 

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