Friday, November 04, 2005

Festival of Riots

Those crazy kids: "Rioting erupted for an eighth straight night in the impoverished suburbs of Paris, with angry youths setting fire to a school, a bus depot, three warehouses and hundreds of vehicles."

Aren't these angry Muslim youths? This sounds more like Hanukkah to me...you know, eight crazy nights of celebrating, dancing in the streets, reciting prayers and lighting fires.

We never doused a woman in flammable liquid and set her on fire, though. That's not the Jewish way. We'd get a receipt at least.

On that note, here are my weekly NFL picks for the weekend (best bets get an asterisk): *Giants -10, *Jets +6.5, Lions -1.5, Browns -3, Raiders +4.5, Bears -3, Bengals -3, Panthers -1.5, Jags -13.5, Dolphins +2.5, Cards +4, Steelers -6, Redskins PK, *Colts -3.

4 Comments:

At 4:03 PM, Blogger MDS said...

What happened to your belief that when the Pats get points, you either take them or you don't bother picking games ever?

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger ethan said...

ha! now that's funny, mds.

i also wonder if ace'll ever pick against the j-e-t-s.

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Whoooa, shit, my archives come back to haunt me. MDS, you stalkin' me?

This is a special circumstance...this is the year Peyton and company break through the Pats mystique. Otherwise, I stick by my original shennanigans.

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger ethan said...

hey farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the shit on the walls?

 

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