Tuesday, November 15, 2005

I'm Pickin' Up Good Vibrations

A week ago we talked about the ultimate stocking stuffer for dudes.

Today we bring you the greatest holiday gift for chicks of all-time, although I'm betting there won't be any left in stores by Christmas time. If hotcakes really do sell as fast as the people say, consider this the hottest hotcake in history:

"APPLE'S iPod is set to bring even more pleasure to music lovers this Christmas - after boffins invented a vibrator that moves in time with the songs.

The £25 iBuzz connects up to the gizmo and pulses while each tune is played. When the volume is pumped up, the vibrations get faster as the music gets louder." [More from The Sun]

I'll never look at any smiling girl on the subway to work the same way ever again. From now on, you're all guilty. Sinners.

3 Comments:

At 5:19 PM, Blogger Abe said...

What a fantastic idea.

Those purple rubber accessories look scary, though. Do chicks actually like those things?

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

First Ahren advocates cannibalism, and now we have the Vipobrator. Life is good.

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger brucey mcbruce said...

Oh paul, I'm not sure if you really know how good it is. And yes abe, we love those things — nothing scary about it.

 

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