Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Live 13 Revisited

Thanks to the intrepid detection skills of one Dorsey Levin, the coveted Mitzvahpalooza pics have been located.

Here they are, courtesy of the Tabloid Baby Blog...

I feel like a total hoo-ah today.

An update...the plot thickens: "David H. Brooks, the man who laid out $10 million for his daughter's bat mitzvah celebration, has been under investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission since last year." [More, scroll down]


At 11:14 AM, Blogger MDS said...

Wow, in that first picture Steven Tyler could be saying two of my all-time favorite Seinfeld lines: "She has man-hands" and "you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job."

At 11:27 AM, Blogger The Letter D said...

The only way Fiddy could maintain his street cred is if he deflowered the girl right on stage.

At 12:40 PM, Blogger ethan said...

i'd have to believe altered some lines for this event:

"we don't give a fuck
THAT IT'S your birthday!"

At 1:08 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"The only way Fiddy could maintain his street cred is if he deflowered the girl right on stage."

Seriously, for a guy who prides himself on being a thug, I doubt shaking hands with Poppy before he cuts the challah and doing the electric slide with gangly Jewish teens are very high on the "I'm tough" list.

Relatedly, I got off the 6 train at Union Square last night and there was a young, wannabe thug standing on the platform with a bulletproof vest (only it was a fashion purchase, not for protection as it clearly wasn't real). Is this what we've come to? The Kids are now wearing fake bulletproof vests?! I always thought goth was silly, but this might be an even sadder fucking statement to make about yourself in public.

At 1:34 PM, Blogger Trix said...

It's too bad R.E.M. wasn't there. They could have sung "It's the end of the world as we know it..."


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