Monday, December 12, 2005

Men, Hit the Showers

Here's a joke for all ages, let me know if you've heard this one:

Four Bulgarian soccer players, two transvestites, a short homosexual gypsy singer named Anton and a goat walk into the Martinitza bar...

Wait, that's not a joke. There's a hilarious homosexing scandal goin' on in the world of European soccer, and the English translation of this article can be considered nothing less than off-the-charts hysterical.

My favorite line is this horribly candid remark: "'They [the four teammates] are a bunch of big homos,' said the report."

4 Comments:

At 4:32 PM, Blogger ethan said...

"One of the 18 year olds on the team was copying Anton’s style, but Anton is much shorter."

good to know.

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Do you read "Outsports" often?

“Stefan was the leader of the group, and he has in his file that he was accused and found guilty of consorting with a goat at the age of 15,” said the coach.

I'm not sure which is worse.

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Two-year subscription, Matty.

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Awesome. Swing away my friend.

 

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