Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Papal Horrors IV

Here's today's mighty strange lede of the young day:

"Pope Benedict XVI resembled a clean-shaven Father Christmas when he donned a red velvet hat with white ermine trim to face a winter chill for his weekly general audience."

I'm sorry, I believe the words your looking for "...resembled an even more terrifying Freddy Kruger that just ate two tabby cats and sees your Maltese licking himself clean in the corner of the room."

Jesus R. Christ, what a seriously devious and horribly ugly man you Catholics promoted to Head Godsucker this year. Booo.

9 Comments:

At 2:16 PM, Blogger ethan said...

seriously, that guy looks like he belongs in saw III or something. i think he devoured santa and took his hat as a trophy.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger DennyAlias said...

There is a striking resemblance to the emperor from Star Wars, no?

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

Ahh! I think he's getting ready to jump on his sleigh pulled by a dog with antlers, and make his annual trip to Who-ville.

Did Jesus change his middle initial from H. to R?

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

No, it's Jesus' little brother to whom I was referring.

Denny, that's a great call.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger ginab said...

Definitely a virgin.

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

They should have made me pope.

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Perhaps you refer to the emminent attack of your rebel fleet? Yes, I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here. Do you know how powerful this hat IS?

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Russell Kahn said...

I guarantee that he looks better than Pope John Paul II does these days.

He is pretty terrifying, though.

 
At 8:11 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

he probably had that same look on his face when he was cooking jews back in his nazi days.

 

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