Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Randomness

I woke up at 7 am, sleepily stumbled to a cab, slumped through the door and jumped into a shower, passed out for a half-hour and then awoke to dress for the day.

So at what point in this mundane morning routine did I start to sing "Let's Make Frittatas in Here" to the tune of that ever-present Black Eyed Peas song? More importantly, why am I still singing it? I've never once eaten a frittata, nor can I discern the difference between an omelet and a frittata. Why, gods, why?

Slack Song of the Day: In an effort to drive that tune out of my head, which is proving to be impossible, I'm turning to the biggest underachieving supergroup of all time. I think the only thing that can drive the Frittata song out of mi cerebro is Mr. Oysterhead. He's an inspiration, he's an inspiration, he's an inspiration to us all!

As an added bonus, here's Owner of the World and Rubberneck Lions from the 11/17/01 Oysterhead show in Asheville, NC.

28 Comments:

At 10:31 AM, Blogger Trix said...

Oddly enough, I'm less curious as to why you were singing about fritattas then as to where you were sleeping until 7am. ;)

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

The Y.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger Trix said...

Thank you. That cleared things up.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Oh my God! Oh my God! Ace Cowboy has a girlfriend!!!!

 
At 11:13 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Can we focus on the frittatas here? People, please.

 
At 11:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahah the cowboy had a lil away game last night....

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Russell Kahn said...

Focus on the frittatas?

How about we focus on the free tatas instead? Mmmm, free tatas.

And you were wondering why you were singin' a song about tatas...

 
At 11:51 AM, Blogger Trix said...

Russell, honey, you just made me laught so hard that I actually spit out my coffee. Thank you.

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

Yeah, Ace, do you have a girlfriend? I've noticed that we've been having less sex lately. If you want to take this discussion off-line, you know how to reach me.

 
At 12:54 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

J, I always have time for a quick Mulgrewian reacharound...don't be like that.

Russ, you clever bitch.

 
At 1:43 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Randomness (n.)- A completely phony post to prove again that one gets laid.
Your offhanded braggadocio sickens me and this group of feckless disciples leap about like it's Kwanzaa (or Christmas) morning. I'm suprised that on the way back this morning while singing about open faced omlettes you didn't see a periodical with the picture of a beautiful woman you once knew (biblically).

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger abby said...

What is all the fuss about? Announcing that you have a girlfriend on your blog is not really a big deal. Happens all the time!

(Good for you, Ace.)

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Zebra, once again proving I hate all of this blog's readers.

Abby, this is what mature and handsome bloggers do, I'm told. The ones that hide their affection for their ladies, they are dangerous (and usually very hairy).

(Good for you one day, girl.)

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Feckless?

Hey, Feck you.

Why you always so mean Jakie Zebra? Not gettin' any?

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

Maybe some bloggers like to keep their relationships private, possibly to protect their significant from the unnecessary burdens of fame.

Or maybe they don't have much faith in that relationship and feel like it will end at any moment and so don't want to confuse their readers with an "I have a girlfriend" post one week and an "I don't have a girlfriend anymore" post a week later.

This is probably because their significant other is too sassy for their taste but also too reserved in the bedroom.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Way to go Ace!

So who's the special lady friend?

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

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At 2:39 PM, Blogger abby said...

Well, well well. So we're on the brink of separation? Not my loss. And you think I'm bad in bed? Maybe with you. But SASSY? No one who knows me would ever describe me as "sassy," so fuck off.

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Fiiiiiiiight! Fiiiiiiight! The world's most famous blogger digs a deep hole, watch him climb out...film at 11.

Thanks, Al.

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Ugh, can you guys smell that? It smells like WBS.

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

What, like you weren't bad when we slept together? All you did was lay there unresponsive, your eyes rolling back in your head and your tongue hanging out of your mouth. It was terrible.

And you call yourself a profession. Worst $400 I ever spent. As a matter of fact, I ought to take you to Small Claims Court. I'd have plenty of witnesses on my behalf: Zebra, Ace, my dad, etc. See you in court.

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I think the eyes rolling into the back of the head and tongue hanging out were from the enormous amounts of GHB slipped into Abby's $4 liter of pseudo-Russian vodka. It's happened to me before.

Congrats on the lady friend Ace. Were you the big spoon or the little spoon?

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger abby said...

Things quickly spun out of control there, didn't they? Hmmmm...I wonder what would solve this problem? I wonder what simple little thing would prevent us from calling each other bad names on other people's websites? Hmmmm...all this SASS and I can't think of one solution...well, don't worry, when I do, I'll announce it!

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I think a picture of Ace's woman would right this ship. Since most likely he'll be hesitant to do so, I'll take the liberty by posting it, so here you go.

Perky, huh?

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger ethan said...

who knew this post would inspire such great comments. and really, all credit goes to gypsy for starting it out. way to go mrs. rose!

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger Russell Kahn said...

Well, Ace started it all by spending the night with a girl, then singing about eggs--and looking to us for realizing any possible significance.

Jeez...

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Hey, I got the solution and it's the simplest little thing. No more shoppin'.

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

Wow! I outdid my shit stirring self.

Wait? What's that? Is that?

Why yes, it is the bitter stench of envy.

 

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