Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Strike Sex & Freakouts

Every cloud has a silver lining, perhaps, and every silver lining contains at least a little bit of semen. (SFW)

Here's another awesome strike-related CraigsList post. Man, that's some top-notch racism right there, I'm in full hysterics.

And Dan at The Daily Dump has the lowdown (down low, no doubt) on the mass hysteria this strike has caused all over the city...or at least on his block. If you're not reading that kid's blog anyway, you probably should be. Ah screw it, just read Slack and fuck everyone else.

10 Comments:

At 12:35 PM, Blogger ethan said...

"CAN HOST A STRANDED STRIKE BUDDY (WEST VILLAGE)"

you couldn't come anything better than that in your ad ace? i mean, really. this was your chance to find out what a poptard giving a jiffypop is.

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger brucey mcbruce said...

"Transit strike: Give me head.. I’ll drive you where you need to go" — New Yorkers truly pull together when it counts. Because really, there's no "I" in TEAM.

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

i'm looking forward to the Transit Strike Baby Boom in about 9 months.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"GAY HONKY IN CHINATOWN WITH SELF PROCLAIMED AWARD WINNING BLOG WANTS TO TRY SEX WITH FEMALE IN HONOR OF TRANSIT STRIKE. WILL NOT HIT OR BODY SLAM. EXTRA LOVE IF YOU BRING ITALIAN HOAGIE."

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"Jaaase...get Billy a hooooagie."

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

I hate you cocksuckers.

Ace, if you get a lot of hits today, it's because I've checked about 1000 times. Good lord I'm bored.

Can't wait to go back to my shithole apartment to sit at my computer crying with my dick in my hand.

I hate myself.

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"CHINATOWN, SWM, mid20'S SEEKS TRANSIT CLEANING HELP. HAVE MY TEARY DICK INSIDE YOU WHILE YOU MOP MY KITCHEN FLOOR IN HONOR OF LIVES LOST IN TRANSIT STRIKE OF 2005. IF TIME ALLOWS, WE WILL WATCH A BRONX TALE AND THEN TRY TO SCORE SOME VALIUM."

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

why dont you people have cars?

I dont even have a job and I have one.

 
At 5:12 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

I would say it's more "runny" than "teary."

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger Momentary Academic said...

People will certainly use whatever they can to get sex. New Yorkers are brilliant.

 

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