Friday, January 06, 2006

Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape

Not sure if this is real or not, but I figured I'd post it for y'all to check out and report back. I couldn't be less attracted to this charlatan, but hey, amateur porn is amateur porn.

From the ever clever website ashlee-simpson-sextape.com: "Various wire reports say that Ashlee Simpson is terrified after a homemade sex tape made with an ex-boyfriend has been released on the Internet. The sextape features Ashlee having sex in various positions and were made before she got famous. The tape was stolen from her panic room at her mansion in the hills of Orange Country while she was at a skiing vacation in the Netherlands late last year."

Hold up, Ashlee Simpson has a panic room and an Orange County mansion? All bought with her dirty lip sync money? Why are people famous for being famous, especially when they look like a cross between a retarded bird and a spastic horse?

The Joker was right, this town needs an enema. Find out more and download the vid at CelebProject.com (NSFW). And let me know what you find. Post-haste, Slackers.

You wanna get me excited, either get me a sex tape of that Other Simpson (OJ, of course) or buy me this copy of Playboy in Braille. No, that's not a joke [hat tip, Electric Commentary].

16 Comments:

At 12:26 PM, Blogger Momentary Academic said...

uh...Isn't she supposed to be a virgin? Or does that matter?

(I really wish that I could empty my brain of half the shit that shouldn't be there.)

 
At 12:40 PM, Anonymous Stevie Wonder said...

Earlier I was masturbating to that magazine, and suddenly I could see again.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Gee, Ace. Think you'll get some hits from this post?

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I'm wicked smaht, Don.

Stevie Wonder's a funny fucker.

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger Trix said...

It wasn't her...it was a backup video. She was having acid reflux problems that night.

 
At 1:10 PM, Blogger dhodge said...

Who the hell goes skiing in the Netherlands?

 
At 10:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. SKIING IN THE NETHERLANDS? Dude, it's probably the flattest country in the world. It's mostly below sea level...

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Mostly below sea level? Shit, I better go there before another Katrina hits.

 
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At 4:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi ashley

i just like to say if you read this sorry fo riting any slack comments i sent to uuu

and the one if u find it how i said we would'nt remmeber u nd slack things like that

but i am really sorry i didnt mean it hope u fo give me sorry cant wait 2 c ur concert

 
At 4:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nossa, que diferença da Ashlee morena sem plastica ''natural'', para agora da Ashlee ruiva e com muita plástica.
Muito mais bonita ;D

 
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At 3:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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