Thursday, January 26, 2006

This Would Break Records

Maybe Peter Griffin was right. Maybe Party of Five was a porno.

Following years of rampant rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt will pose for a spread in Playboy, the world has finally received confirmation more rumors that JLH will indeed take off her skimpy clothes for Hef's magazine. And while he's already quite revered as is, you just know every male between 18-35 will be sending Hef thank you notes.

It ain't true yet, but here's to the possibilities. And boobs.

Self-Promoting Milestone Report: Ladies and gentleman, you've just finished reading the 1,000th post in Slack LaLane's 20-month life.

Late last year we welcomed our 100,000th visitor, and back in May we commemorated our one-year anniversary. But this is the ultimate mile-marker in our history of wasting everyone's valuable time.

Though my productivity at work hath ne'er been questioned, I'm not sure whether to celebrate or admonish myself. I'd also like to thank that lovable ol' douchbottle, Donnie Fielder, who probably contributed about 10 percent of that total.

8 Comments:

At 3:06 PM, Blogger Phiul said...

Congrats to you Ace on #1000.

Why buy Playboy when we have JLH's breasts right here?

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger MDS said...

I dunno, 10 years ago this would have been cool, but is JLH really going to pique much interest anymore?

And congratulations on Post 1,000. I wish you health, happiness and at least 1,000 more.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

Congrats. I just popped open a beer to celebrate the occasion. I'll probably celebrate a few more times tonight too.

 
At 9:16 PM, Anonymous handstand said...

"I dunno, 10 years ago this would have been cool, but is JLH really going to pique much interest anymore?"

mds...I hope to god you're either being sarcastic or you're not actually the male your blogger profile says you are.

Not to mention ten years ago puts her at about 15, which is a little questionable.

Please say sarcastic. Please say sarcastic. Please say sarcastic.

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger NewmRadio said...

Congrats, Ace! Keep the good stuff coming!

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger MDS said...

Handstand, I assumed when I wrote the above that JLH was at least 28. If I'm wrong, I retract my statement for that reason.

But my point is that JLH was a lot more famous when Party of Five was on (and that was 10 years ago, right?) than she is now. I just don't think JLH sells magazines, be them pornographic or otherwisee, like she used to.

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

im sorry that he lacks the excitement i carry with the exceptional idea of her in the nude across the glossy pages of Hefs mag...


Seeing her in the nude would be like seeing the quite but extremely hot church girl from high school naked.

 
At 3:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

weee a fake nude picture... we havent seen that before... or have we?

sorry guys its not real

 

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