Monday, January 30, 2006

The Worldwide Leader

Wait a second, Cracked is still around? Well, it's a good thing, because they just put together a fantastic parody of the ESPN site.

Lotta goodies in here, but this shot is my favorite: "Why is Ben Roethlisberger starting for the Steelers instead of Charlie Batch? Scoop Jackson exposes Bill Cowher’s history of unabashed racism."

On a serious note, Scoop Jackson is giving affirmative action a fucking terrible name. Laughable, mang.


At 4:03 PM, Blogger ethan said...

the shoe add on the top is terrific too.

At 4:39 PM, Blogger MDS said...

I don't like the cheap shot at John Clayton. If you want to make fun of Bill Simmons for not knowing anything about football, fine. If you want to make fun of Scoop Jackson for reducing everything to a commentary on racism, fine. If you want to make fun of John Clayton because he's not a handsome man, you need to grow up. The whole problem with ESPN is that they push aside the guys like John Clayton who have intelligent things to say.

At 7:54 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Someone's got a crush on John Clayton.

That was a great site. Who knew there was still a Cracked magazine?

At 10:35 AM, Blogger ethan said...

mds, i disagree wholeheartedly. they are the only network that employs funny-looking, non-former pros. clayton, timmy k, gammons, etc. maybe espn pushes some aside (i couldn't say), but they are the only ones who let a few in.

you don't see those guys on fox sports...

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

John Clayton is a hideous, hideous man, but the problem with jokes like that is that they're too easy. It's like making jokes about Ted Kennedy's drinking, or his killing, or his weight (wow, that guy is a sitting duck).

So to all the Clayton joke-tellers, I just say: Be clever, ANYONE can make fun of that look.


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