Friday, February 17, 2006

Dreyfuss Calls for Impeachment, Shark Autopsy

"Richard Dreyfuss, the actor who starred in movies ranging from Jaws to Mr. Holland's Opus, told an audience in Washington, D.C., on Thursday that 'there are causes worth fighting for,' and one of those is the impeachment of President George W. Bush."

I'm totally with Hooper on this one, even though he's got city-boy hands and been countin' money all his life.

"Think the tide's with us, Dreyfuss?"
"Just keep kickin'."

**Holy shit, in other non-shark, non-liberal news, check out this "marriage contract" from The Smoking Gun. Seriously, I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but**


At 12:54 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

He really did cover it all in that marriage contract. He's a good man .... and thorough.

At 1:55 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I want to see this guy on Oprah. Right now.

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Trix said...

I see no problem with that contract whatsoever.

At 3:28 PM, Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

Unexpected ass-fucking is worth 19 Good Behavior Days? Guess it's time to stock up on lube.

At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Rashid Muhammad said...

I like how he has places for her to initial. Like he fully expects to take this in front of a judge:

Husband: And as you'll see here your honor, independent analysts have verified that this is my wife's signature next to the "My Time" section of the contract under which she is clearly bound to ingest cum if I so desire. Outside of reneging on her word, her behavior in the manner of forcing a "pearl necklace" has caused irreparable harm to my psyche and also made subsequent sexual activity that night unduly complicated due to me having to be mindful of "that spot" on the bed and constantly having to circumnavigate it.

Judge: Mrs. Frey, due to the overwheming evidence presented, I have no choice but to order you to enthusiastically engage Mr. Frey's penis with your mouth for 8 hours of each day for the entirety of the 123 GBD's that you have negatively accrued due to your behavior and to injest all liquids that emanate from within.

At 4:24 PM, Blogger Gypsy Rose said...

But what does she get when she's vewy vewy bad?

At 5:06 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Rashid, brilliant analysis. I can see it happening.

Ingesting Cum could be a great band name...they'd DEFINITELY open for the Homosexual Crusaders.

At 11:15 PM, Blogger Scott H said...

Ace & Rashid,

You have both outdone yourselves with this post and comments. Well done.

At 7:51 PM, Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

Cowboy -- you obviously never were in Columbia, SC to see a Confederate Fagg show. It is/was real, and the band was as slick as K-Y. Ingesting Cum would be an excellent opening band for the Fagg.


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