Friday, February 17, 2006

Iran's Own Freedom Fries

So we're not the only country full of kneejerk douchebottle morons:

"Iranians love Danish pastries, but when they look for the flaky dessert at the bakery they now have to ask for 'Roses of the Prophet Muhammad...'

'This is a punishment for those who started misusing freedom of expression to insult the sanctities of Islam,' said Ahmad Mahmoudi, a cake shop owner in northern Tehran."

I'd like to take this opportunity to juxtapose that story with this one about potential goat sex in a Western Kentucky fraternity. Just because I have the French freedom to do it.

5 Comments:

At 11:10 AM, Blogger MDS said...

That fraternity has nothing on the infamous Enumclaw farm.

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Yeah, I've sadly been following this horse-sex story...and if I hadn't seen it happen in Deadwood, I probably wouldn't believe it.

Actually, that's not true, I've downloaded the wrong KaZaa/Limewire file before...that's right, the wrong file.

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger MDS said...

Yeah, the amazing thing is, he died of a punctured colon, not being kicked. Meaning, of course, he was the catcher, not the pitcher.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger poophopanonymous22 said...

Finally... the poophop... HAS come back to Minneapolis. (holding for applause)

no chance a beastiality story was going to hold me back on this one.

i just wish the police had come in time to my fraternity when the goat was introduced to us. although, it did spoon me afterwards, so that was nice.

note to self, move to washington state so that i may have sex with horses, legally

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Poophop, aka Sherman, what the fuck are you doin' here? Long time, pardner. Love The Rock re-introduction to Slack.

See you in Washington.

 

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