Friday, February 17, 2006

L-O-V-E

We've learned a lot about love today.

First came the greatest marriage contract of all-time. And now, from the world of baseball, we've found out what kind of romantic one of baseball's best can be: "Albert Belle tracked his ex-girlfriend with a GPS device and repeatedly threatened her..."

GPS tracking? Don't most guys so whatever it takes to get the fuck away from their ex-girlfriends as fast as possible? Changing phone lines, moving apartments, contemplating premeditated murder. No, this guy is the crazy ex-girlfriend. Albert Belle, making no sense whatsoever, even after his retirement from baseball.

So if you're counting at home, Belle's corked his bat, elbowed an opposing player inciting a brawl, thrown a baseball into a fan's chest, berated a reporter, tossed another baseball at a photographer and drove drunk leading to a DUI. Now this. Good guy.

5 Comments:

At 4:15 PM, Blogger ahren said...

still gets my HOF vote...

 
At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget how he refused to give candy to a bunch of kids on Halloween.

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Greg said...

Hall of Fame.
Now let's have the Pete Rose comments that don't parallel this situation at all.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

My ex didn't need a GPS. I lived in the same apartment complex. I'll never, EVER, do that again.

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

That's awful, Newsguy...you're like a just-as-sad Bruce Willis of that small community.

 

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