Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Syrupy Arrest

I've been doing a little research, and I still have no idea why this voodoo lady decided to don the Aunt Jemima outfit:

"An activist arrested after disrupting a City Council meeting dressed in an Aunt Jemima costume and banned from attending meetings until the end of March has filed a lawsuit claiming her rights were violated." Swiss Miss was apparently unavailable for comment.

I also have no idea how that atrociously worded lede slipped passed the Associated Press editors. What I can tell you fine folks is that the following lede kicks its ass:

"Young Canadians are digitizing their sex lives, embracing computer screens and touching keyboards ever so gently in lieu of person to person contact, according to a new survey."

2 Comments:

At 10:30 AM, Blogger Some Dude said...

What about Mrs. Butterworth??

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

She's a slut.

 

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