Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Yanni Pulls a Puckett

I never thought I'd see a headline quite like this: "Yanni arrested after girlfriend alleges he hit her"

EB just passed that over to me with this description..."Here's a nice ditty from today's Palm Beach Post about Yanni being arrested on domestic violence charges. It's got all the elements: He took his girlfriend out to a restaurant to drop the dump-bomb on her. Later, back at the house, he's presumably getting her all packed up, and a fight ensues, and she kicks him in the nuts. Yanni! So he smacked her back, in self defense, he says. Cops come to the door -- she's bloody, he's not. Guess who goes to jail? Yahtzee."

Yahtzee indeed. I'd bet the farm it was all that industrial death metal he was playing in the background at the time. That shit just primes people for a good domestic slapping.

Unrelated: Our friends over at The Electric Commentary hosted an interesting debate about the banning of human/animal hybrids and whether or not this is ethical. I especially like the opinion of the second intellectual heavyweight.


At 8:21 PM, Blogger Boski93 said...

Yeah, but Yanni could not pull a fastball. What a douche.


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