Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Bush Scandal

Now this is a classic: Reggie Bush's parents lived in the wrong house for a year, and for that, the Heisman Trophy Trust may meet to discuss taking away the running back's hardware. Not surprisingly, such a revocation has never occurred.

So let me get this straight -- Bush may eventually have his well-earned Heisman revoked because his parents pulled a Jeffersons movin'-on-up routine, but nobody on the committee thought to meet for some "soul-searching" after O.J. Simpson converted his ex-wife and her cockboy into a couple of Pez dispensers?

Even when Nordberg sold his trophy to finance his civil liability debts -- you know, for brutally murdering his wife and a poor dude who just wanted to bang a hot chick -- nobody on the committee thought to take it back then? Yeah, Bush's parents are the real criminals here.

Disgusting, those Bushes. I say take away that trophy and give it to Vince Young like the fans are requesting. Yeah, I'm sure that's how Vince wanted to win a Heisman. Let's get fucking reasonable here, dipshits. Good lord, everyone's an idiot sometimes.

Slack Link of the Day: I know I started to whole Green Apple blog to keep the mass music posts off this main site, but I figure what the fuck, might as well continue to ease the shit out of it. My site, my rules on blatant self-promotion. I still have some stuff to add, but it's basically a complete work now that my Tea Leaf Green Takes CBGB review is posted and complete. Check it out, lots of cool photos and videos and words.

Slack Video of the Day: Wanna see some absolutely stellar acoustic geetar work? Check out this video of Leo Kottke on January 11, 1970.

Slack Song of the Day: Now here's some absolutely stellar acoustic geetar and bass work from Leo and Mike Gordon on 10/22/05.

8 Comments:

At 11:27 AM, Blogger Kenny Alias said...

This must be why Bush's approval rating is hovering somewhere around Nixon's during Watergate...

Oh, wait...wrong Bush.

 
At 12:14 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Unlike Dubya, this Bush will be drafted and actually fulfill his obligations.

Heyyyyo.

 
At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Scotty B said...

lol @ Nordberg!

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

That argument for taking away his Heisman is retarded. Along with OJ, as you mention, why not also take away Ricky Williams and Ron Dayne's trophies for smoking copious amounts of ganja? Or Vinnie Testaverde's for having green balls?

Also, you forget that OJ didn't kill his wife. As with Sue-Ellen Mishke's bra, the glove didn't fit.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"Or Vinnie Testaverde's for having green balls?"

That's just priceless comedy.

 
At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Apples said...

I just want the Texans, upon drafting Reggie to proclaim to the world, "We've Got Bush?"

 
At 1:05 AM, Anonymous Greg said...

What O.J. did wasn't an NCAA violation. Whether you like the wording of the rules or not is another issue, but that's clearly the distinction here, no?

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Yes, Greg, I'm just fuckin' around. I understand the rules and the distinction quite well.

 

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