Monday, April 10, 2006

Headline/Lede of the Day

Lions to protect pregnant Jolie's privacy: paper

"Pregnant Hollywood siren Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt have taken refuge in a remote Namibian game lodge where wild lions will help protect them from the media, a Namibian newspaper said on Monday."

I must reiterate, I feel the hubbub over Angelina Jolie and the constant updates on her whereabouts and health would be much more subdued if only her name were "Angie Voight."

Mother: Why don't you go play with that nice girl across the street?
Bratty kid: Who, Angie? Angie Voight? No way! She's gross!

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