Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Caption This Baby

A bit of yesterday's news: "An infant boy born with three arms will undergo surgery to remove one of them at Shanghai Children's Medical Center. Doctors will discuss the surgery plan tomorrow, but the date of surgery for the 59-day-old boy has not been set."

"Can somebody point me to that chick from Total Recall..."

Allright, there are Def Leppard jokes, there are Asian jokes, there's a-plenty...go get 'em, Slackers.

Slack Obit of the Day: Yesterday it was Gleason, today it's The Miz. May you feel that lucious felt in the sky and massé the shit out of it.

Slack Song of the Day: Guss over at Phish & Chips has been posting some great live music for a while now, so I figure I'd take advantage of the Pearl Jam tracks he's hosting. From the 5/17/06 show at the United Center, here's my favorite PJ tune, Glorified G.

As an added bonus, enjoy Alive and Once.

14 Comments:

At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Justin said...

"Can somebody point me to that chick from Total Recall..."

That is just comedy -- plain and simple.

 
At 12:55 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

You've heard of the masturbation term "the stranger" or doing it with your left hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it? Well, this puts a whole new spin on things.

"Are you a lefty or a righty?"

"Well, uh, I'm more of a middie, I guess."

 
At 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOXING???

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dusty Baker is already scouting the kid.

 
At 4:10 PM, Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

". . . will undergo surgery to remove one of them at Shanghai Children's Medical Center."

They are going to deny him of being the first Asian superhero! Fricking doctors always trying to make a buck. I'd be busting one armed push-ups all day, or 3 armed ones . . .

 
At 4:59 PM, Blogger ahren said...

"the new face of asian video gaming supremacy."

also-- glorified g is your favorite pearl jam tune? i don't know why i find that so surprising, but i do.

then again, i think "no code" is their second best album, so who am i to judge?

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Actually, I lied, it's probably Elderly Woman...see, the thing is, I like PJ, but I really have never been head over heels about them in the way that makes me seek out their best songs. I just listen to what other people play me or what the radio used to play.

Glorified G is a quality tune.

 
At 5:21 PM, Blogger ethan said...

"Dusty Baker is already scouting the kid."

this kid is a crappy veteran who can't get on base then?

 
At 8:20 PM, Anonymous HANDSTAND said...

Sweatshop owners across the world simultaneously salivate over future employment from the three-armed kid.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Do all the arms work? If so, seems kinda silly to remove one just so the kid can be like everyone else.

 
At 7:57 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Imagine the juggling potential.............

I think Handstand's comment wins so far. Three hands down.

 
At 8:23 AM, Blogger MDS said...

No, John, the arm they're removing doesn't work.

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Agreed, Handstand wins this round...collect your prize, which consists of Mike and Fishman action hero dolls.

 
At 1:52 AM, Anonymous HANDSTAND said...

:::takes a bow:::

 

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