Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Dyke Stadium?

Point shaving, safety killing, lineman shooting...for a bunch of supposedly wicked smaht kids, the Northwestern University folk sure do make a whole lot of trouble.

The latest incident involves the NU women's soccer team, which is now embroiled in an alleged hazing scandal. Move over Duke lacrosse team...there's a new hotness, and it's name is lesbionic hazing.

[For more on this masturbatory event, check out the Bad Jocks post that started this whole brouhaha]

This reminds me of the time the gargantuan 'n gangly center on the women's basketball team and her little Asian surfboard sidekick convinced two guys in my house to play Strip Beirut in the wee small hours. Only that was nasty, and this, well this, this is the stuff college fantasies are based on, the sort of incident that induces an involuntary raging woody in History of Western Civilization while reading the Daily Northwestern's indignant account.


At 2:48 PM, Blogger ethan said...

it's pathetic that this is causing the team to be suspended. slightly embarrassing? perhaps. awesome for men's soccer (and for internet voyeurs)? yes. traumatizing and scarring (assuming there was no forced violence and/or sex, which the photos certainly don't indicate)? not so much.

administrations are so trigger happy with the "hazing" label. hazing is what happened in the university of maine scandal, or to those high school kids on long island. sharpies and skits need not apply.

At 3:50 PM, Blogger John Howard said...

Includes Pictures of Bondage, Lap Dances, and Simulated Sex Acts

Simulated? What's up with that?

At 4:54 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I heard the ladies went crazy after ordering some bad salad/sandwiches from Pockets. Then, later, Al told me, "uhhhhhhhhhhh," and I totally agree with him.

At 6:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So let me get this er... straight. A while ago some lesbians were captains of NU's soccer team, changed the hazing rituals, and now the team is getting suspended? This is some obviously some kind of homophobic discrimination... all women should be free to force other women to act like lesbians. Especially those muscular ones in yellow sports bras.


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