Monday, June 26, 2006

48 Holes...and Some Golf, Too

There sure are a shit-ton of strip clubs in Myrtle Beach.

If suited for that sort of thing, a man can piss away a small fortune down there. I know 'cuz I seen it. Or you can give your money to charity like Warren Buffett, but that's certainly no fun. And you get no sweaty vag-stank on your clothes that way.

Quote of the Bachelor Party Weekend: "Someone does your laundry, you have somone spending a little bit more of your money, and you get a tax deduction...It's really not so bad at all." --One of my married friends, off the cuff, explaining why the bachelor shouldn't be worried

7 Comments:

At 2:17 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

You know, it took my two viewings before I caught that title there.

Hey-Ooooh!

 
At 3:54 PM, Blogger The Letter D said...

But the thing is, you really don't get a tax deduction.

 
At 3:55 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

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At 3:56 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

But I sense you get a whole shitload of fun deducted from your life...

And thanks, Al. I was wondering about the subtlety of that title, as in whether or not it was at all.

 
At 5:35 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Letter D, it depends on your situation. Some people pay more in taxes after marriage, some pay less.

Ace, regarding whether marriage is something that would deduct fun from your life: That is the case only for guys who marry women who deduct fun from their lives. Anyone stupid enough to marry that kind of woman deserves what he gets.

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

Oh come on, not this whole "I married my best friend" bullshit argument. That horse has been beaten to death, fed some funyans and pink popcorn already on this here blog-post.

 
At 9:00 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Couldn't have said it better myself, Hoobs...

Slack is a true rarity -- the one place on the Internets where ALL the happily married men in the world hang out.

 

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