Thursday, June 29, 2006

Not Cool, Soledad

Here's a little quiz...about whom was Soledad O'Brien referring when she made this comment on today's American Morning:

"Many words you heard earlier today [were] about how concerned they were about how much integrity that dike still had."

a. Anne Heche after reverting back to heterosexuality
b. Rosie O'Donnell after the whole magazine lawsuit fiasco
c. Melissa Etheridge using David Crosby's sperm to make a kid
d. Wilkes-Barre, PA lifting the flood evacuation at noon today

I think all those dykes have loads of integrity, and I shan't hear otherwise. But the answer is D, in case you're one of them retarded lesbians who couldn't figure out the game here.


At 12:33 PM, Blogger MDS said...

BTW, do you know anyone who ever believed the whole Anne Heche thing? It was so obvious from the get-go that she just wanted to ride on Ellen's coattails and get some nice publicity. I feel bad for Ellen that she was used like that, but Ellen got the last laugh, seeing as Portia de Rossi is about 10 times as hot and 10 times as talented as Anne Heche.

At 12:42 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Dude, Portia de Rossi has to be doing the same thing -- nobody that good-looking can be a full-fledged lesbian, right? She's basically a 10, with the lesbionic tendencies making her an 11. This one goes to 11.

I happen to love Ellen, by the way. She is absolutely fucking hysterical. I guess hot lesbians are also attracted to sense of humor. Good for both of them, I hope that one lasts.

At 12:55 PM, Blogger MDS said...

I've had that thought, too, but Portia was dating some other chick for four years before she started dating Ellen, so I don't think it can be all about the publicity. And Ellen is very talented. Probably the best comedienne in America.

At 3:07 PM, Blogger ahren said...

wait... aren't all girls lesbians?

At 6:11 AM, Blogger John Flowers said...

i know, i've been concerned too. how can you be a good catholic, get divorced from tom cruise and then say you were never married at all and get hitched to keith urban? how's that integrity?


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