Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Nuclear Headiness

Eric Clapton, you've got a famous fan: "North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il's son and heir apparent, Kim Jong-Chol, toured Germany earlier this month to see concerts by rock star Eric Clapton."

I don't blame the kid. With wunderkind Derek Trucks in tow, I'd much prefer to tour Germany for a few shows than hang out with a bunch of no-good, uranium-enriching dog-eaters any day. But here's the best part of the article, buried in the second sentence of the eight graf:

"Jong-Chol reportedly suffers from a rare illness that results in his body producing excessive amounts of female hormones."

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be able to take his eventual reign seriously. It's called a dictator, buddy, not a boobstator.


At 9:46 PM, Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

With all those female hormones pumping through him he's probably just going to all these shows hoping to hear Wonderful Tonight.


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