We Are Taking the Armoire...
Here's an intriguing article from New Orleans I think we'll all enjoy: "Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street."
“They’re fearless,” said Ogle. “Once they see something they like they won’t stop until they have it. They don’t care, they’ll go to jail. It’s really gotten bad. You know it’s ridiculous when everyone on the block knows who they are.”
Home Alone featured Pesci and Stern as the Wet Bandits, and the Sticky Bandits in the sequel. Anyone got a clever nickname for these he-shes? I'm goin' with the Tucked-Back Bandits.
Slack Song of the Day: So apparently streamstash.com is the new iD1G1T, and while it's not as comprehensive as the original, it looks pretty fucking sweet. Bookmark it, rummage through it, use it as a lubricant whilst you polish the knob, I don't care.
But if you're not utilizing the creator's hard work to your advantage, chances are you're a no-good fonzanoon. So let's celebrate the return of everyone's favorite short-lived procrastination tool with a brief playlist I just concocted in about 46 seconds:
The Book I Read (Talking Heads), Musta Got Lost (J. Geils Band, with a killer live intro), Sexx Laws (Beck), Pets (Perry Farrell), Change and Tones of Home (Blind Melon), Red Alert (Basement Jaxx, from the ecstasy days), and always a Slack LaLane fave, Glad Tidings (Van the Man).