Friday, June 30, 2006

What a Jerk

The NBA...It's Pornnnntastic:

"[Timberwolves center Eddie] Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was 'under the influence of alcohol' and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard."

I have no joke here. This stands on its own. I rest.


At 5:15 PM, Blogger ethan said...

you mean to tell me he didn't zip up by the time the cops showed?



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