Caption Contest: Bushbabies
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States...
The skinny from the Daily Mail: "Despite being closely vetted by both the U.S. secret service and German intelligence agents, the startled infant voiced a noisy protest as it was handed to George Bush. Unable to placate the wailing child - despite all his skills of diplomacy - President Bush was forced to hand it back to its waiting mother."
I'm having a little trouble with this one and could really use some help from the Slack Contingent of Jerkstores. I can't decide if I should deride the German baby ("Get this tiny Goebbels off-a me, Condi!") or the president himself ("Hehe, one of us just pooped the pantaloons").
Maybe I'll just go extremely vulgar and pretend the baby said, "Mutter, I think President Bush just unilaterally invaded my anus without a proper coalition of the willing!"
But neither of those are particularly funny, and considering I'm a bit hungover and a lot exhausted, I leave it to youse to sort this out. Whatchu got, sports fans, what say you?