Open Letter to Xavier Nady
Who knew a car accident you weren't involved in could fuck up your life so much? I mean, one minute you're a contributing outfielder on the likely N.L. World Series representative, the next you're relegated to fucking Pittsburgh, all because some poor man's K-Rod picked the wrong cab and got sideswiped in the dead of night. Sometimes life is about as funny as a hurricane in New Orleans.
I feel your pain, man,
P.S. Since Fox took Arrested Development off the air, Yankee haters and Mets fans are my new source of high comedy. Do you agree?