Monday, July 31, 2006

Open Letter to Xavier Nady

X,

Who knew a car accident you weren't involved in could fuck up your life so much? I mean, one minute you're a contributing outfielder on the likely N.L. World Series representative, the next you're relegated to fucking Pittsburgh, all because some poor man's K-Rod picked the wrong cab and got sideswiped in the dead of night. Sometimes life is about as funny as a hurricane in New Orleans.

I feel your pain, man,
AC

P.S. Since Fox took Arrested Development off the air, Yankee haters and Mets fans are my new source of high comedy. Do you agree?

7 Comments:

At 6:30 PM, Blogger ethan said...

nady must be as sad as craig wilson is happy. the question is why the yanks didn't land wilson sooner (i wouldn't be having these horrible crosby flashbacks in the middle of the nite then).

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger Lisa Ann said...

And how happy is Senor Smoke?

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

Yankee fans, yes. Mets fans, ehhh, I can go either way. Much like Derek Jeter.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

A Derek Jeter gay joke? Allow me to quote Stewie Griffin here:

"Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!"

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Boski93 said...

Now Ace are you going to fly to lozo home and kick him in the shins and yell "that is not funny".

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger misterlister said...

As a Mets fan, my newest source of high comedy is Braves fans. Coming in at #2 are stories about how A-Rod is insecure because New Yorkers love to rag on his huge labia lips. Man, those kissers are huge. Viva Duaner.

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Judy said...

I read some of these comments and I sit back and laugh!

 

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