Unrelated to that pic, if anyone in New Jersey or the surrounding areas of Lakewood is looking for something fun to do on Friday night, head on over to FirstEnergy Park for this special promotion:
"Friday, August 18 marks the release of the highly anticipated film Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson. The BlueClaws are also happy to announce that on August 18 there will be Snakes in a Ballpark. Fans attending this game will not have to fight off snakes loose in the ballpark, but instead have the opportunity to touch and hold several different varieties of snakes. Snakes currently scheduled to appear include our friends the Burmese Python and Anaconda."
Contact Handstand the Elder, Director of Promotions, for details...
Slack Link of the Afternoon: Not sure how I of all people missed this story, but a U.S. Congressman helped his wife deliver the couple's third child. Rep. Bobby Jindal and his wife Supriya now have another kid...with a strange fucking name (no comment).