Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Headline of the Day

This also doubles as one of the unintentionally funniest articles I've read in years...some real gems in here: Naked US tourist amok in Swiss town may have been high on mushrooms.

9 Comments:

At 9:26 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

I said I was 28, not 34. Do I look 34 to you?

The Netherlands rocked, it was a great vacation.

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I didn't know Maurice Clarett had a passport.

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Mo Clarett jokes! Awesome! Let's make some more while we're at the height of this phenomenon!

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Not suprising, it's pretty well known that Clarett hates both protestants and stained glass.

 
At 10:48 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

The new and improved flak jacket, now available in buoyant teflon!!!!

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Clarett was reportedly frustrated that Switzerland had remained neutral in his challenge to the NFL draft eligibility rules.

 
At 10:50 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Only Mo Clarett can top this two-graf hilarity:

"He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat."

Damn you, Maurice...you Taserproof bastard.

 
At 10:57 AM, Blogger jakezebra said...

"The tourist, who also offered 250 dollars for each of the people he bit, was not named."
After he bit them, he tried to buy them???

 
At 10:58 AM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat. It was determined, after a replay, that he did indeed touch the pylon before going out of bounds. Therefore, the call on the field stands. Touchdown.

 

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