Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Say Goodbye To Real News...

...for the foreseeable future: "Authorities have made an arrest in the JonBenet Ramsey case, law enforcement sources told CNN..."

I will say one thing -- if this suspect really did kill her, I feel terrible that Mrs. Ramsey died while everyone thought she had a hand in it, and more so that she never got to see justice served. Craisins.

**UPDATE**
This ain't no party...this ain't no disco...this ain't no foolin' arooound. This ain't no Thailand...I killed your daughter...I ain't got time for jail nooooow. Tell me if you put a big suit on this guy he wouldn't be ready to belt out Life During Wartime. Go 'head, tell me.

12 Comments:

At 9:58 PM, Blogger MDS said...

Certainly, if Mrs. Ramsey had nothing to do with it, it's horrible that for the rest of her life most people thought she did it. Having said that, if you want your daughter to avoid getting killed by a pedophile, it's probably best not to dress her like a prostitute and parade her around on a stage.

 
At 10:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a laugh-out-loud comment right thar, mds. bravo. -eb

 
At 3:56 AM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

"They fell in love with each other. She was very beautiful. So he kidnapped her and killed her by accident."

Note to self - If I ever fall in love with a six year old and accidently murder her (?!) do NOT go to Bangkok.

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Good stuff, MDS. Incidentally, is he the first guy to get picked up in fucking Thailand on a sex crime? Isn't it like the Wild Wild West for pedophiles out there? This guy must have done some seriously fucked up thing.

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger jakezebra said...

Finally we can put this whole Natalee Holloway thing to rest.....

 
At 9:53 AM, Blogger Momentary Academic said...

This whole thing is so utterly fucked up. (Sorry for stating the obvious.)

 
At 10:02 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

Great. Who am I going to swap child sex war-stories with now on my honeymoon in Thailand?

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Gary Glitter?

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

While I understand, appreciate, and laughed at MDS's comment, the girl was still only 6.

I mean, you could use that argument for, say, a 13 year old, but 6 is a bit of a stretch.

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Mike Gordon said...

Man, it's been so long that I almost forgot how ridiculously SMOKIN' HOT Jon-Benet was. I mean, godDAMN!!! I would've killed for that piece of ass, too! (OK, I just scared myself)

 
At 11:00 AM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Why the fuck is that creep staring directly into the camera in every single pic I have seen of him? It's like he's staring into the bare soul of America and saying "Yeah, that's right, I was in love with a 6 year old. Then I fucking killed her."

And why didn't someone in customs stop this guy when he was leaving the country? The fact that he has the pederass look down isn't enough? Plus he's going to Thailand? A virtual carnival of underage skin sins? Come on, customs! This guys should have ben red carded and hauled away at the airport.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

You're sick, Cactus. You're sick.

 

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