From the photo desk of ScottyB, have a go at this one here...
"She's no Materazzi, but I'm one second away from headbutting this chick right in the fucking tits."
What you got, folks? Obviously there's plenty to work with here...
Slack Link of the Day: Gawker's latest venture in its quest to take over the Internets is a rock music blog called Idolator. I, for one, welcome our new music blog overlords. So far the site looks like something I'll never actually click on voluntarily, but if it metamorphosizes into anything like its cousin Deadspin, I think it'll catch on pretty quickly. Good luck to them, I s'pose.
(And as a quick tease for youse, Gawker ain't the only one launching a music blog these days. Stay tuned for a big announcement from your very own Ace Cowboy on a new venture of his own in the coming weeks. Something major this way comes...)
Slack Video of the Day: Too soon? Good lord, Norm MacDonald stopped by The Daily Show last night and just laid down some Steve Irwin comedy gold on an unsuspecting audience. I really love Norm, one of the more underrated comedians of the 15 years. Mildred!
Slack Song of the Day: Rainy days always bring out the soul in me -- there really isn't anything better in this world than listening to some soul music while the precipitation precipitates. And since I feel like we ain't seen the sun in weeks in NYC, let's call up to the stage Ms. Aretha Franklin from the 1971 Montreux Jazz Festival, backed by the seriously solid King Curtis & The Kingpins. Seriously, this rocks.