Go U NU & Steve Holt!
Two pieces of good news for youse this morning: Northwestern kicked off its 2006 season with a 21-3 win in the Randy Walker Bowl against the late coach's alma mater, Miami (Ohio). Leave it to a dork school like NU to recruit and start a quarterback named Kafka.
And, perhaps more importantly to the general audience, a little birdie told me that some network called G4 will begin re-running Arrested Development episodes starting Monday night. Remember to set your TiVos and DVRs before heading out of town. C'mon!
As for me, well, I'm not working today. So, um, fuck off.