I don't ordinarily just post something without comment -- I mean, what blogger doesn't want to hear his own opinions, constantly -- but this is the greatest spam e-mail I've ever received. So I just had to share it with the rest of the class:
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The e-mail wasn't signed, but I'm guessing the author's either Balki Bartokomous, Yakov Smirnoff or Sammy Davis Junior Junior's owner.