Friday, September 15, 2006

In The News

The day's top headline for Just One of the Guys fans:
Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case

The day's top headline for libertarian masturbators:
Models' skinniness can't be regulated: French fashion official

The day's top headline for people who hate Chinese retards:
Beijing considers hospitalising mentally ill for Olympics

The day's top headline for African public defenders:
Murder suspect: Goat turned into corpse

And by the way, the last line of that goat murder article reads, "In 2001, eight people were burned to death after one person in their group was accused of making a bystander's penis magically disappear." See, kids, all it takes is one bad apple to make someone's penis disappear and the whole group is toast. Let this be a lesson...

Slack Song of the Afternoon: I've often said The Band's Chest Fever would make a ridiculous cover for any band out there. It may just be my favorite song ever and it's a glaring omission from the final cut of The Last Waltz. I got a late text message last night that Widespread Panic ended the show with it as the second encore, and of course I went seeking it out this morning: WSP taking my awesome advice.

This Week in Slack: Sexy Caption Contest, Half of Pink Floyd at MSG, Matsui Returns!, Sports on TV, Some Sort of 9/11 Anniversary.


At 2:23 PM, Blogger The Letter D said...

Since when is hospitalizing the mentally ill an Olympic event. Can you imagine how hard it would be to do the drug testing?

At 3:59 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

I think raping the mentally ill is an Olympic event. Hospitalizing them is still a demonstration sport. 2012 maybe, there's always hope...

At 7:41 PM, Blogger Shaun said...

Wow....................That is just plain wrong whichever way you dice it! You need to get out of NY for a while- detox, and get some perspective. It's raping with anal ring toss that has a shot for 2012.. Jesus some people!

At 1:41 AM, Anonymous Greg said...

There was a nice headline for a while on Yahoo, "Yankees scratch Wang due to bad weather"


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