Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Loud Noises

Ohdearfuckingod, not a Terrell Owens suicide story. Ladies and gentlemen of Bristol, start your engines: 24-hour coverage calls...

In the end T.O. didn't kill himself, but he'll more than likely kill a whole slew of important stories on tonight's SportsCenter. The reeling St. Louis Cardinals are probably loving this suicide attempt.

Some people call 30-something pain pills a suicide attempt. Some just call that an awesome weekend. It's all about perspective, folks.

Slack Video of the Day: This one's specifically for the loyal flock of fellow jamband fluffers...ever wonder what moe.'s Plane Crash would sound like in Japanese (no mystery, it'd probably be called Prane Clash)? Well, here's a band from that lovable ol' Asian kingdom doing just that, as well as throwing down some Umphrey's McGee.

If the heady heady jams ain't yo' thing, check out this video of fans pelting rocks at Nickelback in Portugal, causing them to leave the stage after just the second song. Classic.

Slack Song of the Day: Just for Mr. Owens, here are a couple of tunes by the late Elliott Smith: Waltz #2, Everything Means Nothing To Me and Everybody Cares, Everybody Understands.

13 Comments:

At 10:35 AM, Blogger bean said...

if he had gotten both feet in, he'd prolly be dead now.

 
At 10:39 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

i suppose that's one way to numb the pain of a broken finger.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

Do I smell a third autobiography? I wonder who will write this hard-luck chapter of TO's life.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Yes. Yes we are, thank you very much.

Back to my darkened corner for me.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger The Letter D said...

You're ignoring the real big news of the day. There's a Screech sex tape.

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Not just that, a screech sex tape featuring a dirty sanchez.

 
At 12:46 PM, Anonymous velvet sea is too fucking high said...

OMFG...i def gotta meet up with those dudes when i go to japan next spring...i could guest vocal... i'm getting on an airprane and i'm frying home.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger Some Dude said...

They should be covering Godzilla - that would be comedy gold.

 
At 1:21 PM, Anonymous Lisa Turtle Got the Shaft said...

not just a screech tape featuring the dirty sanchez, it was a three way for screech.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

Screech and a Dirty Sanchez in one movie? That could be the highest grossing picture of all time.

Apparently the sex tape is being called Saved By the Smell.

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

i heard that owens is blaming donovan mcnabb for this, too.

 
At 10:40 AM, Blogger curmudgeon said...

Bwah! "A matter of perspective" cracked me up!

Thanks for stopping by my blog. Hope you got a chuckle or two.

 
At 8:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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