Ohdearfuckingod, not a Terrell Owens suicide story. Ladies and gentlemen of Bristol, start your engines: 24-hour coverage calls...
In the end T.O. didn't kill himself, but he'll more than likely kill a whole slew of important stories on tonight's SportsCenter. The reeling St. Louis Cardinals are probably loving this suicide attempt.
Some people call 30-something pain pills a suicide attempt. Some just call that an awesome weekend. It's all about perspective, folks.
Slack Video of the Day: This one's specifically for the loyal flock of fellow jamband fluffers...ever wonder what moe.'s Plane Crash would sound like in Japanese (no mystery, it'd probably be called Prane Clash)? Well, here's a band from that lovable ol' Asian kingdom doing just that, as well as throwing down some Umphrey's McGee.
If the heady heady jams ain't yo' thing, check out this video of fans pelting rocks at Nickelback in Portugal, causing them to leave the stage after just the second song. Classic.
Slack Song of the Day: Just for Mr. Owens, here are a couple of tunes by the late Elliott Smith: Waltz #2, Everything Means Nothing To Me and Everybody Cares, Everybody Understands.