Thursday, September 07, 2006

Overheard In My Elevator

Girl: So, how have things been?
Guy: Pretty boring. I'm thinking of going into a schoolyard and shooting a bunch of kids. I need some excitement for crying out loud.

4 Comments:

At 2:11 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

Overheard in my office by my officemate: "I think people with phobias had a traumatic past-life experience."

And earlier, this one: "It's been out in the news for a while that Tony Blair and his wife are cult members. His wife is a moon-worshiper who uses evil cult powers."

 
At 5:27 PM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

That is unusual. Usually people don't say anything in elevators, much less their thoughts about killing children.

 
At 2:40 AM, Blogger Murph said...

I swear I heard this a couple of years ago and it will stay with me forever:

"My cat bonkers has been acting really weird lately. Do you think he's sensing something? Because animals have, like, extra-sensory stuff. You know?"

Yes I do know. I know why I hate you.

 
At 10:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

www.overheardinnewyork.com

Enough said.

 

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