posted by Ace Cowboy @ 12:37 PM
Overheard in my office by my officemate: "I think people with phobias had a traumatic past-life experience."And earlier, this one: "It's been out in the news for a while that Tony Blair and his wife are cult members. His wife is a moon-worshiper who uses evil cult powers."
That is unusual. Usually people don't say anything in elevators, much less their thoughts about killing children.
I swear I heard this a couple of years ago and it will stay with me forever:"My cat bonkers has been acting really weird lately. Do you think he's sensing something? Because animals have, like, extra-sensory stuff. You know?"Yes I do know. I know why I hate you.
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