Here's a good one for your daily news consumption: Louisiana Police pulled over Willie Nelson's tour bus today and issued the redheaded stranger and four bandmates misdemeanor citations for drug possession.
Hmm, misdemeanor citations, must not have been that much on there: "During a search of the bus, Williams say approximately 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana and approximately 2/10 of a pound of mushrooms were located on the bus."
Willie, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. The guy carries 24 ounces of pot and three ounces of boomers on his fucking tour bus. And he walks away with a misdemeanor. You know how many condoms the police found on that bus? I don't know, Willie never uses 'em.