Monday, September 18, 2006

Shotgun Willie

Here's a good one for your daily news consumption: Louisiana Police pulled over Willie Nelson's tour bus today and issued the redheaded stranger and four bandmates misdemeanor citations for drug possession.

Hmm, misdemeanor citations, must not have been that much on there: "During a search of the bus, Williams say approximately 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana and approximately 2/10 of a pound of mushrooms were located on the bus."

Willie, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. The guy carries 24 ounces of pot and three ounces of boomers on his fucking tour bus. And he walks away with a misdemeanor. You know how many condoms the police found on that bus? I don't know, Willie never uses 'em.

3 Comments:

At 11:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when a dime bag cost a dime!

He's got my vote!

-Mrs TJ

 
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when is the "Top 100 Facts" about Willie Nelson coming out...

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Lons said...

Mid '70s and still rockin' the doob. This guy is a national treasure.

 

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