Thanks, I Just Had It Stuffed
Hey, so, uh, you guys, uh, see Lindsay Lohan's beaver yesterday?
I hate to paraphrase the kids from Billy Madison, but did you see that girl's cooch? Yeah, it's weird-looking. And now I'm in the mood for a breakfast pastrami sandwich. (that link is semi-unsafe for work)
Slack Link of the Day: I'm guessing he'll eventually be back in some capacity, but my buddy Dan over at The Daily Dump announced his sudden retirement from this blog-game yesterday. For a kid that routinely had me laughing quietly at my desk, I salute his efforts this morning. Ten hut, there's an officer on deck.
Slack Video of the Day: This video always kinda scares the shit out of me, but it also always reminds me of the time I took PCP and jumped out a closed window. Not really. Either way, what would you do if this guy started wielding a bat on your PT Cruiser?
Slack Song of the Day: You can't hear Jimi, or listen to him, or something. But you should try this morning, and to put you in that mood, here are a few of my favorite Hendrix tunes: Izabella, Crosstown Traffic, Villanova Junction and Bold As Love.