This Is What Happens...
...when Phish retires before its fan base is willing to move on.
Two years and a month after the band's final concert, Phish fans are now forced to converse on a message board about the nature of their penises. To snip, or not to snip...that is today's question.
posted by Ace Cowboy @ 3:49 PM
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8 Comments:
Sad state of affairs
That's what I thought you guys did even before they broke up.
I heard Steve Irwin wasn't circumsized and thats what pissed the stingray off. So there's a vote for snipping right there.
It's times like these when I think "What would Paige do?"
Then I blow some rails and bang whores.
Phantasy Tour is probably the #1 source of comedy gold (intentional or otherwise) on the internetwebs. I mean, did any of you happen to read that thread about the kid who got "pinned" by his String Cheese Family? It's gold, Jerry. Gold!
Maybe if that stingray hadn't been circumsized, the foreskin would have blunted the impact. Stupid jewish stingrays!
I'll do anything the Jews tell me to do...
Snip. Please, please, please snip. Just this girl's opinion. Well, preference, actually.
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