Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Public Service Announcement

We've gotten at least 100 search engine referrals here at Slack for "Kim Jong Il Halloween costume" since I published this post about potential holiday get-ups. And using an ancient blogger rubric, I'd venture to guess that 100 million Americans will be dressed as the North Korean dictator this weekend and Tuesday.

So I'd like to take this time to tell everyone that if you're still going to pull off Kim Jong Il, add a little splash to it: Kim Jong Il on a beach vacation, Kim Jong Il in blackface, Kim Jong Il on the Minnesota Twins, Kim Jong Il as a Foot Locker employee, Kim Jong Il with a boner, or maybe you can try some wicked performance art and never break character as Kim Jong Il with the mind of Mark Foley...

And a three-word reminder to the Slackwomen: Slutty Terri Schiavo.

2 Comments:

At 3:58 PM, Anonymous kyle said...

Ah! I told some friends I was thinking of going (in drag) as Terri Schiavo and there was dead silence.

It isn't too soon, is it?

 
At 4:07 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

At Slack there is no such thing as too soon...send pics.

 

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