Friday, October 27, 2006

A Thought While Stuck in D.C.

I'm not quite an expert on illegal immigration, but I'm pretty close to it. I'd say of all the 27-year-olds in this country, I'm as close to an authority on the subject as you'll find. I don't say this to brag (not that that's "cool" by any means anyway), I'm merely mentioning it to show that I'm fairly well-studied on the issue.

But there is one question to which I can't get to the bottom: Is the government of Mexico exporting all its short Mexicans and keeping all its tall ones? And if so, what purpose does this serve? Are they trying to turn around the fortunes of the national volleyball team? Do they need people to reach the taco shells on the top shelf? Or is this mischievous, and are they trying to reduce the average height of people in the United States? I mean, have you seen one person you thought may be an illegal immigrant that's been taller than 5'4? Jeez, Mexicans, how 'bout gettin' some fucking lifts or something.

Maybe that's what Roommate Dorsey should be for Halloween: a really tall illegal immigrant. I like it. I got nuthin' today. Ignore me.


At 1:11 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

I am tired.

You know what they say about tall Mexicans, don't you? They're like unicorns. They exist, but only in nightmares and children's bedrooms.

(Ignore me, too.)

At 1:18 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

it's for breeding purposes. mexico is planning on breeding an army of giant killers to attack the united states 200 years from now, when we'll all be under 5-foot-5 and our only defense will be throwing oranges at them.

and you call yourself an expert.

At 2:39 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

Did this blog become the mouthpiece for Matt Hale? The posts this past week have been a pretty darn racialist. Can you tell us how to make pipe bombs out of PVC piping and drano?

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Velvet Sea said...

the tall ones get picked off crossing the border... the small ones fit in gastanks and under the 700 mile fence.

At 3:22 PM, Blogger Claven said...

Not to get all smarty, but the shorties are people of Mayan decent. You'll find these folks throughout Central America and Southern Mexico. Chiapas and other neighboring states happen to be amongst Mexico's poorest. Thus, there are few opportunities in the land of short people. This gives the shorties more incentive to head to the US than taller Mexicans from the big cities. For the sake of comedy, I wish there was something more to this.

At 5:30 PM, Anonymous Greg said...

too easy to see the big ones coming across the border... thought that was obvious.

At 3:58 AM, Blogger The Bourbon Samurai said...

Man, I ain't heard of matt hale since I was yelling at him at that NU protest...not sure who I was for or against...I was drunk.


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