A Thought While Stuck in D.C.
I'm not quite an expert on illegal immigration, but I'm pretty close to it. I'd say of all the 27-year-olds in this country, I'm as close to an authority on the subject as you'll find. I don't say this to brag (not that that's "cool" by any means anyway), I'm merely mentioning it to show that I'm fairly well-studied on the issue.
But there is one question to which I can't get to the bottom: Is the government of Mexico exporting all its short Mexicans and keeping all its tall ones? And if so, what purpose does this serve? Are they trying to turn around the fortunes of the national volleyball team? Do they need people to reach the taco shells on the top shelf? Or is this mischievous, and are they trying to reduce the average height of people in the United States? I mean, have you seen one person you thought may be an illegal immigrant that's been taller than 5'4? Jeez, Mexicans, how 'bout gettin' some fucking lifts or something.
Maybe that's what Roommate Dorsey should be for Halloween: a really tall illegal immigrant. I like it. I got nuthin' today. Ignore me.