Mailing It In
I must apologize. I've been slackin' on Slack lately. It's just that every time I sit down to write something entertaining, I get sidetracked with real work, or my mistress blog, or inane thoughts like why it's still acceptable to say "Oriental Rugs" in this hypersensitive era of political correctness. That's just ridicurous. Ah fuck it, I got nuthin' today. I'll be right back with some breakdancing.
Slack Link of the Day: Screw it, I'm back already...but instead of breakdancing, here's some topless boxing. It's not exactly safe for work, but it's definitely safe for boners.
Slack Headline of the Day: Here's something I never thought I'd see in all my life -- Africa Faces Growing Obesity Problem.
Slack Song of the Day: Anyone else feeling a little Eddie Money today? Me neither. But let's do it anyway: Baby Hold On, Two Tickets To Paradise, and Take Me Home Tonight/Be My Baby. I feel the hunger.