Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Caption This: I Said Kick The Balls, Not Lick

With the UEFA Champions League kicking back up this afternoon for Match Day 6, the final two-day slate of the Group Stage, I thought it'd be fun to have a soccer-related caption contest. The good folks over at Deadspin posted this pic today with a "So This Is What They Mean By A Friendly" header, but I think there's something better out there. I don't have it yet, but I bet one of youse does...

"The bungs inquiry leads to deeper and deeper probing"

So what say you, Slackers? Got anything even remotely funny? Please?

Slack Link of the Day: Headline writers are doing great work these days, and today's beauty is all class: "Malaysian lawmakers want prostitutes to be whipped--report" My question is, don't Malaysian lawmakers have to pay extra for that or is it all comped?

Slack News of the Day: Good news for fans of Asian kids and small burgers -- there will be a second, and possibly a third, Harold & Kumar film. Not sure whether the recently outed Doogie Howser will reprise his role as the ecstasy-lovin' ladies man in this one, but I'm guessing it's gonna be awesome either way. (Thanks, coach)

Slack Video of the Day: How can you see a working title like "My Pussy Is Magic" and not want to see what it's all about? Fannntastic. (Thanks, henge -- oh, and it's safe for work)

Slack Song of the Day: For lack of a brighter idea this fine morning, here are a few cool Cab Calloway tunes to play with today: Minnie the Moocher, Reefer Man, and The Jumpin Jive.

16 Comments:

At 12:05 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

"Two players attempt to disprove the American myth that there is no scoring in soccer."

 
At 12:06 PM, Blogger PaulNoonan said...

While one player found the circumstances difficult to swallow, the other had no apparent problems.

 
At 12:15 PM, Blogger Matty Mac said...

Tired of staying in the 3-5-2 set, Jose and Rolando went against their coach's wishes and went into the 6-9.

My moustache still smells of your testes.

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

"Soccer is gay"

 
At 12:44 PM, Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

"I said stay on top of Andy Johnson, you clod."

Shit, the Noonans are on complete and utter fire today.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Chilly Jackwater said...

Soccer sucks.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

"Headers"

In a semi-unrelated development, the best part of any recent Giants home game? Guard Rich Seubert coming in as a blocking tight end on running downs on 15-20 plays a game, requiring the ref to announce to 80,000 people: "69 reports as eligible. 69 is eligible." The delirious cheers get louder each week.

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Alex Fritz said...

Soccer: Gayer than shit, since 1872.

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger ethan said...

"new goal scoring celebration raising heads in england"

 
At 1:51 PM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

"Paul Dickov sucks for Man City."

 
At 2:04 PM, Anonymous kyle said...

So I'm watching the "pussy is magic" video (you know, the one that is safe for work) when my boss walks by. He does a double take right as I close the window. He says, and I quote, "Was that uh, was that a cartoon of a vagina?" While nervously laughing, I says, "Uh, no that was just a psychadelic background." Now, I doubt this boss would care, hell he throws around the word 'vagina' at work. But I was still totally busted.

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

"Soccer: Now it sucks twice as hard!"

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger MDS said...

dhodge and I have known for quite some time that Doogie Howser was gay because we went to middle school with his boyfriend. (Who was one of those guys everyone knew was gay, even though there was no such thing as open homosexuality at our middle school.) Small world.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger hoobs said...

"The double banana kick in action."

 
At 5:34 PM, Blogger dhodge said...

I've never seen Harold & Kumar, but I think any fears about Neal Patrick Harris being unable to reprise his character in the original due to his recent outing are unfounded. As long as he's remembered as Dougie Howser, any time he plays a non-Dougie (or even better, an anti-Dougie) kind of character, it's going to be funny.

 
At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Verifying the myth that all European men are uncircumsized"

 

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