Caption This: I Said Kick The Balls, Not Lick
With the UEFA Champions League kicking back up this afternoon for Match Day 6, the final two-day slate of the Group Stage, I thought it'd be fun to have a soccer-related caption contest. The good folks over at Deadspin posted this pic today with a "So This Is What They Mean By A Friendly" header, but I think there's something better out there. I don't have it yet, but I bet one of youse does...
"The bungs inquiry leads to deeper and deeper probing"
So what say you, Slackers? Got anything even remotely funny? Please?
Slack Link of the Day: Headline writers are doing great work these days, and today's beauty is all class: "Malaysian lawmakers want prostitutes to be whipped--report" My question is, don't Malaysian lawmakers have to pay extra for that or is it all comped?
Slack News of the Day: Good news for fans of Asian kids and small burgers -- there will be a second, and possibly a third, Harold & Kumar film. Not sure whether the recently outed Doogie Howser will reprise his role as the ecstasy-lovin' ladies man in this one, but I'm guessing it's gonna be awesome either way. (Thanks, coach)
Slack Video of the Day: How can you see a working title like "My Pussy Is Magic" and not want to see what it's all about? Fannntastic. (Thanks, henge -- oh, and it's safe for work)
Slack Song of the Day: For lack of a brighter idea this fine morning, here are a few cool Cab Calloway tunes to play with today: Minnie the Moocher, Reefer Man, and The Jumpin Jive.