Thursday, January 25, 2007

Caption This Pic: Nice Pants

If you haven't heard the teased-hair news, Van Halen's reunion with David Lee Roth is basically a done deal.

Roth may be back Runnin' With the Devil for 40 shows, the first time this outfit would take the stage together in two decades. And speaking of outfits, what the shit are these guys wearing? Good lord: High pants, tight pants, mullets galore and D.L. Roth's exposed pelvis. Let's do a little caption contest here...whatcha got, Slackers?

"Excuuuuse me...your balls are showing." --Ace Cowboy Ventura

Slack Link of the Day: Some college kids after my own heart, let's check out the best article lede of the early morning: "Authorities at Tarleton State University said they plan to investigate a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party that mocked black stereotypes by featuring fried chicken, malt liquor and faux gang apparel." Hmmm, was Fuzzy Zoeller there, playing through maybe?

Slack Video of the Day: Check out this clip of a brand new bride caught on camera giving a hummer to the best man at her wedding (safe for work). And while we're on the subject of crazy crazy crazy women, here's another Break.com video of a bride-to-be freaking the fuck out and cutting all her hair off.

Slack Song of the Day: Let's do a little Oysterhead this morning, from the underwhelming album The Grand Pecking Order -- Used To Be the Owner of the World, Rubberneck Lions and Mr. Oysterhead.

8 Comments:

At 10:56 AM, Anonymous DM said...

Do we think that bride freaking out video is legit? Wow.

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Velvet Sea said...

Van Halen '07: The Moose Knuckle Tour


there's def something with a camel toe and david l roth looking like an actual camel, but i can't put together a cohesive funny with that.

 
At 11:56 AM, Blogger Don Fiedler said...

I have similar footage of Irene and you under the pier. You'll never get out of London alive.

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

(1) I definitely have nothing to worry about in the aftermath wedding footage area since we all know that Jason Mulgrew comes from a long line of men that try to get head from your bride in the week leading up the wedding.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger jakezebra said...

(2)
DZ: "Oh Jake, there you are. I was just admiring my wedding gown in this sliding glass door."
::kiss, kiss::
Jake: "HARLOT, YOU TASTE LIKE A BLOGGER!"

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Jason Mulgrew said...

Jake, you know - for a fact - that Dana and I got that out of our system a long time ago. So no worries.

(Unless there's booze at the wedding. Then it's going to be a real shit-show.)

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger DannyNoonan said...

Authorities are going to investigate a MLK day party? Why? Is going to a party dressed like Aunt Jamima with a gun illegal? I don't think so. Perhaps it isn't the classiest thing, but it's not illegal. If the Beasty Boys have taught me anything [speaking of white guys dressing like black stereotypes] it's that we have a right to party. We should fight for said right.

When I was in college we had a homeless party. We bought some burning barrels, put them in a garage and lit fires in them. We all drank 40s and dressed like bums. Some people thought it was offensive. But no homeless people complained at all. At least not that I know of. And good times were had by everyone. Except the guy that drank a bottle of mouthwash.

 
At 5:35 PM, Blogger Lozo said...

The Van Halen tour was canceled Friday when the members were arrested at O'Hare Airport for trying to smuggle plums through airport security.

 

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