Caption This Pic: Nice Pants
If you haven't heard the teased-hair news, Van Halen's reunion with David Lee Roth is basically a done deal.
Roth may be back Runnin' With the Devil for 40 shows, the first time this outfit would take the stage together in two decades. And speaking of outfits, what the shit are these guys wearing? Good lord: High pants, tight pants, mullets galore and D.L. Roth's exposed pelvis. Let's do a little caption contest here...whatcha got, Slackers?
"Excuuuuse me...your balls are showing." --Ace
Slack Link of the Day: Some college kids after my own heart, let's check out the best article lede of the early morning: "Authorities at Tarleton State University said they plan to investigate a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party that mocked black stereotypes by featuring fried chicken, malt liquor and faux gang apparel." Hmmm, was Fuzzy Zoeller there, playing through maybe?
Slack Video of the Day: Check out this clip of a brand new bride caught on camera giving a hummer to the best man at her wedding (safe for work). And while we're on the subject of crazy crazy crazy women, here's another Break.com video of a bride-to-be freaking the fuck out and cutting all her hair off.
Slack Song of the Day: Let's do a little Oysterhead this morning, from the underwhelming album The Grand Pecking Order -- Used To Be the Owner of the World, Rubberneck Lions and Mr. Oysterhead.