No Direction, Period
My buddy Rob Ronanea found this must-watch Dylan gem:
Good lord that's hysterical. And in a wholly unrelated story, my buddy Coach found this hilarious anecdote from Scott Baio. What a chach...
On losing his virginity at the age of 16 to Happy Days co-star Erin 'Joanie' Moran: "I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe less—hell, it might have been the first twenty seconds—I'm doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"
I don't have a good quip to follow that up, but my friend Gus does: "Ironically, Henry Winkler had already had sex with the couch, and Scott Baio got his first case of crabs." Well said.